After being a good girl and not having been pulled over in over 3 years, I have been pulled over twice in two days.
WTF?
My theory is this: with the blossoming of spring, all fuzzy animals are coming out of hibernation, including the fuzz of the blue uniform variety.
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3 comments:
twice...in 3 days?
Girlfriend...you need to start offering to blow the cop in exchange for not giving you a ticket b/c at this rate, you're going to be broke and homeless from paying the fines.
not that I know about blowing the cop or anything....it's just a suggestion to try and help you out.
....i heard of it from a conversation I was eavesdropping on....yeah, that's the ticket.
I got pulled over the first time for rolling (slowly) thru a stop sign. I talked my way out of that, but then found out that my registration was suspended because I didn't get an emissions test done in a timely manner. So I did get a ticket for that (but he could have taken my tags and impounded my car, but he didn't).
The next day, I was stopped at a stop light, minding my own business and a cop pulled up behind me and apparently ran my tags while we were sitting there out of sheer boredom (which is fucking illegal because he didn't have probable cause because I wasn't doing shit). So he pulled me over when the light turned green and told me that my registration was suspended. I told him that yes, I was aware of that and that I had received a ticket for it the previous day and showed him the ticket and told him I was getting th emissions test done the next day. He let me go, too.
The girls were in the car with me both times, so I didn't have to offer any sexual favors. :)
I know...why aren't they out busting real criminals, right?
The good news is that it will be cold for the next few days so all good little pigs are in thier cars and won't get out for a b\j along side the road...so maybe you won't get stopped again for awhile. Hmmm?
LOL
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