I have a deadline on Wednesday. So what am I doing? Surfing the web and blogging, trying to kill the last painfully slow hour I'm chained to my desk.
So what happens then? The co-owner of the company walks up behind me to say hi and see how I'm doing. What do I have open? My Yahoo mail account that has a huge YAHOO GAMES banner flashing across the top.
Yeah, baby.
Hey, at least it's not porn.
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Evidence I live in the Washington D.C. area:
You know how kids spray paint street signs with grafitti and gang signs and stuff?
In my neighborhood and in the one where my kids attend school, there are 2 stop signs that I roll thru (hey, why lie?) every day. Instead of "I love you, boo" or "Gangstas 4eva" or whathaveyou, these stop signs say: Stop War and Stop Bush.
Political grafitti is such an oxymoron to me - it makes me chuckle.
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Another reason not to contribute to the Bush campaign (not that it matters anymore):
VP Dick Cheney shot a campaign contributor while out hunting in Texas (where else?) this weekend.
heh
hee hee
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Fortunately for the shootee, it he was just peppered with buckshot and will make a full recovery.
This just smacks of poetic justice to me.
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About your mishap at work: hilarious! I have had my boss come up behind me while I was writing an email ABOUT HIM! And not a nice one.
As for Cheney - Now, if he'd shot HIMSELF that would've been truly poetic.
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