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This shit is too funny not to pass along.

Pseudo terrorism on the DC Metro:

I'm Brown, on the Metro and Messin with Your Head Oh My God this is fucking HILARIOUS

DC Metro Foils Al-Qaeda Plot So so so true

Masturbation Mishaps are funny, and people like to post about them:

Stories Better Left Untold Eeew Are all people from Phoenix like this?

I Don't Know About Blindness, But Masturbation Can Be Dangerous This is sooo something that would happen to me... if I were a guy, with a cat.

So, You're Showing My Apartment Minus the gay porn, an approximation of this HAS happened to me.

That's all, folks!